Friday, May 9, 2014

Let the Games Begin!

We are "One" day away from the "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" that is HeadBanger's Ball IV!  The Blood Bowl pitches are located just inside the "Cemetery Gates" "South of Heaven."  You have to get past the "Keeper of the Seven Keys" by repeating "The Oath" and being "Bonded by Blood."  If you get it wrong, you'd better "Run to the Hills" or the "Children of the Grave" will leave you with a "Hammer Smashed Face."  It is you "For Whom the Bell Tolls" as you move "Into the Void."  The "Angel of Death" will "Pull the Plug" on "A Fine Day to Die." 

But if you're right, you've found a "Rainbow in the Dark."  You'll be "The Trooper" who gets to "Seek and Destroy" others on the pitch.  You'll use "Black Metal" to create your "Symphony of Destruction" causing "Holy Wars" in "Heaven and Hell."  Exploiting your opponent's "Fear of the Dark" you make them "Paranoid" of the "Creeping Death" "Raining Blood" down on them in the "Witching Hour." "Evil", "Am I Evil?"  No, but your "Cowboys from Hell" and "Chapel of Ghouls" will cause your opponents to be "Blinded by Fear."  Making way for the "War Pigs" and "The Exorcist" to cause their players to spend the rest of their "Seasons in the Abyss."

When the day is done, you will be the "Master of Puppets."  You'll "Walk" "Over the Mountain."  To witness, first hand, your opponents "Screaming for Vengeance" But they will be the "Last in Line."

"Hallowed Be Thy Name"

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