Monday, May 12, 2014

HeadBangers Ball IV is in the Books!

As you may have read KUBBL had two coaches representing the league at HBBIV.  Coach Randroid showed up with his Ogres and coach Furry played Dark Elves.  In our last post we asked for help in picking which race to take for Furry.  No one helped.  So, the tournament organizer, Zlurpcast Main Guy, and 103.9 The Fox afternoon DJ, JP, suggested he take dark elves.  That suggestion was taken.

HBBIV was an absolute blast and both of our coaches took something home.  Randroid finished with a record of 0-0-3, yes he tied all three of his games.  His powerful Ogres won the War Pig Award as the tournament team that caused the most casualties.  He also qualified as the Iron Man award (best defense) but opted instead for the prize that covets brutality.  Furry finished with a record of 2-1-0 and was the winner of the Flying High Again Award (most TD's).

The tournament was held at Draxtar Games in Batavia, Illinois.  They were awesome host and do quite a bit for the gaming scene in the area.  The store was hoping with two tournaments going on a one or two other games being played.

The next tournament that some of our coaches are attending will be Zlurpee Bowl X.  This is a wonderful two day tournament that features all sorts of between match action for the players.  If you haven't signed up yet... you're too late.  Seating was limited and this is one of, if not, the most beloved BB tournament in the Mid West, so it goes fast.

Also dont forget registration for Chaos Cup 2014 opens July 1st.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Let the Games Begin!

We are "One" day away from the "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" that is HeadBanger's Ball IV!  The Blood Bowl pitches are located just inside the "Cemetery Gates" "South of Heaven."  You have to get past the "Keeper of the Seven Keys" by repeating "The Oath" and being "Bonded by Blood."  If you get it wrong, you'd better "Run to the Hills" or the "Children of the Grave" will leave you with a "Hammer Smashed Face."  It is you "For Whom the Bell Tolls" as you move "Into the Void."  The "Angel of Death" will "Pull the Plug" on "A Fine Day to Die." 

But if you're right, you've found a "Rainbow in the Dark."  You'll be "The Trooper" who gets to "Seek and Destroy" others on the pitch.  You'll use "Black Metal" to create your "Symphony of Destruction" causing "Holy Wars" in "Heaven and Hell."  Exploiting your opponent's "Fear of the Dark" you make them "Paranoid" of the "Creeping Death" "Raining Blood" down on them in the "Witching Hour." "Evil", "Am I Evil?"  No, but your "Cowboys from Hell" and "Chapel of Ghouls" will cause your opponents to be "Blinded by Fear."  Making way for the "War Pigs" and "The Exorcist" to cause their players to spend the rest of their "Seasons in the Abyss."

When the day is done, you will be the "Master of Puppets."  You'll "Walk" "Over the Mountain."  To witness, first hand, your opponents "Screaming for Vengeance" But they will be the "Last in Line."

"Hallowed Be Thy Name"